I took her on a date, things seemed so bright 昨晚和她约会,我感觉十分良好
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight 看来我今晚不用靠you porn打手枪
We go to her place and we fool around 当我们回到她家就开始互相调情
We throw all our clothes...to the ground 我们把衣服都脱下...丟到地上
We begin as she turns out the lights 她一开灯我们就准备冲刺
I start but feel something so extra tight 当我开始做时却觉得异常的紧
I hear her cry, and I see her frown 听到她轻声叫喊,看着她眉头一皱
I look at the condom 低头看着拔出來的套套...
it is all brown 全是 屎~黄~色
Last night, wooo~, I stuck it in the wrong hole 昨晚 woooo~ 我插错了洞!
I'm so sorry, wooo~, from the bottom of my soul... 我发自內心深处 wooo~跟你道歉
cause i stuck it in the wrong hole 因为我...插错了洞~
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better 抹些preparation H(痔疮药)也许你会舒服点
In my defense those holes are so close together 我只能说那两个洞实在靠的太近
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled 噢!宝贝宝贝不要觉得被弄脏了
It's a common accident during doggy ｓｔｙｌｅ 这种意外在小狗式里面很常见啊
It was so dark I couldn't see so good 灯光暗淡令我视线模糊
I had no idea where i put my wood 我不知道为啥会把我的阿里山神木(胯下神物)插到那
I want to make things better want to make things alright 我希望能够弥补挽回这一切
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
愿意的话你可以戴个假老二捅我一整晚(我宁可她別这么做)
I never ever want to make you feel hurting 我从没打算让你难过受伤
I guess thats why God made that hole not for inserting 我想那就是上帝不让我们插屁股的原因
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause 宝贝请別犹豫告诉我你的想法
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ 現在我明白在HBO节目里肛肛好的感受
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix 也许吃点Advil(止痛药)你就能好点
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics 看你走路的样子都能參加残奥会了
If this was Alabama we would be on trial 要是在阿拉巴马州,我们早被送审受询
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child 而老妈在我小时候就是這样帮我量体温
I've got a confession and I think you won't mind 你应该不介意我向你坦白
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind 我还挺喜欢你插我菊花
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite 我不知道耶宝贝,我不是鸡奸爱好者
Can't we just try it again tonight? 那我们今晚可以再试一次吗?
Alright! 好的!
Every night,wooo~, I stick it in the wrong hole 每天晚上 wooo~ 我都插错了洞
It's so much fun wooo~ and we don't need no birth control 玩起来更有趣 wooo~ 还不需要避孕
When we stick it in the wrong hole 当我们插错了洞
I stuck it in your ass! 我插了你的小屁屁! 作者: 小火炉 时间: 2012-1-2 09:55
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